Carl (bokonon) wrote,
Carl
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ode to caffeine...

i drink you, you are in me. you instil a desire to speak all letters of the alphabet at once, and yet i have only one monophonic mouth. you are the fuel that powers the InCommies.

funnyfunny stuff happened yesterday. my boss is always so secretive about his other business ventures. so some guy calls up and talks to john (my coworker) and asks us to stop billing him for the pr0n he signed up for. the creditcard company traced the bill to our billing address and this url came out of the woodwork.. http://dating.incom.ru !! The finest Russian sex slaves wanting citizenship in the usa... err i mean 'Brides'

and our company is called 'InCom'? i'll hold the puns back if you will =o
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